I feel like abortions should bother me more
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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