Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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