they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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