pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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