This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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