Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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