There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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