no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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