I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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