oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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