can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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