So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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