is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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