We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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