He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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