yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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