I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I did not marry a roomba.
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