I hope mine doesn't look like that
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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