So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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