Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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