I'm passing your future prison.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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