This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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