Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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