Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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