I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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