Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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