so let's talk penis.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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