I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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