you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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