PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
