So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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