i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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