I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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