I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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