Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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