who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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