It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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