He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So many bounce houses so little time
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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