Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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