Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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