Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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