maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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