he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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