im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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