this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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