i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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