Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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