I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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