Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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