Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
