just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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