? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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