i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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