The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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